Of Sanitary Napkins and Miracles

I would like to apologize for the title...I myself was not quite amused when my partner told me about the "supposedly" miraculous healings of a sanitary napkin that releases negative ions. With some hesitation, i gave in to my curiosity and watched the videos about it uploaded in YouTube and read through articles about it published in the web. Not surprisingly, i was amused! I am not quite the hesitant consumer like you are most probably. I am easily impressed, amused and confused most of the time by press releases, marketing ploys, pr gimmicks, sampling events, ads, etc. hehe. But in this case, i guess i can say I was both curious and interested yet cynic at the same time. So anyway, i did try the miraculous strip found inside the sanitary napkin which they say holds much power for healing. There are like 101 ways to use the strip for whatever healing powers it holds. Soak it in your water bottle to cure your insides. Rub the strip on your skin for aesthetic irritations and diseases. Stick it on your forehead to cure headaches. Place it on your nosebridge to cure a running nose. So on and so forth. Creativity is your only limitation to this strip's healing powers. And so i did all those. I would refuse to say if it did some miracle stuff on me or not. I would not be the authority to say such. And i would not want to create false hopes here. Let's just say i still have a strip stuck to my body right now and i will be sleeping with a strip on my forehead tonite. hehehehe....The choice is yours. Like i always tell myself, what wouldn't cause me death nor frustration i will try to embrace. So with this so called miraculous strip with negative ions from a sanitary napkin, i try to seek some form of answer with the hope it will also do me good as it did the others. To each his own, right? So the next time you seem me around with a small sanitary napkin stuck on my forehead, say not a word. haha. May i finish this by saying God still is our most effective healer, when all else fails--pray...Later then....